{"product_id":"get-in-were-taking-you-to-do-sober-shit-alien-humor-aa-na-al-anon-sobriety-recovery-rehab-12-step-funny-premium-ls-tshirt","title":"Get In We're Taking You to do Sober Shit Alien Humor AA NA Al-Anon Sobriety Recovery Rehab 12-Step Funny Premium LS Tshirt","description":"Enjoy ultimate comfort with this unisex garment-dyed shirt, crafted from durable heavyweight fabric and dyed for a lived-in look. The dyeing technique ensures the shirt is pre-shrunk to maintain its shape no matter how many times you wash it.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% soft ring-spun cotton\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz.\/yd.² (206.8 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Relaxed fit\u003cbr\u003e\n• Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric\u003cbr\u003e\n• Topstitched, classic width collar\u003cbr\u003e\n• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability\u003cbr\u003e\n• Rib cuffs\u003cbr\u003e\n• Shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape\u003cbr\u003e\n• Signature twill label\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from Honduras\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHEST (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSLEEVE LENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26 ⅝\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31-34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31 ⅞\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34-37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33 ¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29 ¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38-41\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e36 ⅞\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30 ¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42-45\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e37 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31 ⅝\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e46-49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38 ¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50-53\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e39 ¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Jakey Brand Sober Swag","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":51351866048737,"sku":"6457682_19412","price":37.11,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":51351866081505,"sku":"6457682_19419","price":37.11,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":51351866114273,"sku":"6457682_19426","price":37.11,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":51351866147041,"sku":"6457682_19433","price":37.11,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51351866179809,"sku":"6457682_19440","price":38.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":51351866212577,"sku":"6457682_19447","price":40.41,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":51351866245345,"sku":"6457682_19415","price":37.11,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":51351866278113,"sku":"6457682_19422","price":37.11,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":51351866310881,"sku":"6457682_19429","price":37.11,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":51351866343649,"sku":"6457682_19436","price":37.11,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":51351866376417,"sku":"6457682_19443","price":38.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":51351866409185,"sku":"6457682_19450","price":40.41,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ S","offer_id":51351866441953,"sku":"6457682_19413","price":37.11,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ M","offer_id":51351866474721,"sku":"6457682_19420","price":37.11,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ L","offer_id":51351866507489,"sku":"6457682_19427","price":37.11,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ XL","offer_id":51351866540257,"sku":"6457682_19434","price":37.11,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 2XL","offer_id":51351866573025,"sku":"6457682_19441","price":38.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 3XL","offer_id":51351866605793,"sku":"6457682_19448","price":40.41,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Green \/ S","offer_id":51351866638561,"sku":"6457682_19414","price":37.11,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Green \/ M","offer_id":51351866671329,"sku":"6457682_19421","price":37.11,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Green \/ L","offer_id":51351866704097,"sku":"6457682_19428","price":37.11,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Green \/ XL","offer_id":51351866736865,"sku":"6457682_19435","price":37.11,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":51351866769633,"sku":"6457682_19442","price":38.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":51351866802401,"sku":"6457682_19449","price":40.41,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ S","offer_id":51351866835169,"sku":"6457682_19416","price":37.11,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ M","offer_id":51351866867937,"sku":"6457682_19423","price":37.11,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ L","offer_id":51351866900705,"sku":"6457682_19430","price":37.11,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ XL","offer_id":51351866933473,"sku":"6457682_19437","price":37.11,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":51351866966241,"sku":"6457682_19444","price":38.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":51351866999009,"sku":"6457682_19451","price":40.41,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ S","offer_id":51351867031777,"sku":"6457682_19417","price":37.11,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ M","offer_id":51351867064545,"sku":"6457682_19424","price":37.11,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ L","offer_id":51351867097313,"sku":"6457682_19431","price":37.11,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ XL","offer_id":51351867130081,"sku":"6457682_19438","price":37.11,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ 2XL","offer_id":51351867162849,"sku":"6457682_19445","price":38.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ 3XL","offer_id":51351867195617,"sku":"6457682_19452","price":40.41,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":51351867228385,"sku":"6457682_19418","price":37.11,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":51351867261153,"sku":"6457682_19425","price":37.11,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":51351867293921,"sku":"6457682_19432","price":37.11,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":51351867326689,"sku":"6457682_19439","price":37.11,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":51351867359457,"sku":"6457682_19446","price":38.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":51351867392225,"sku":"6457682_19453","price":40.41,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0691\/0758\/1153\/files\/unisex-garment-dyed-heavyweight-long-sleeve-shirt-black-front-6aeea466d431b.jpg?v=1794024582","url":"https:\/\/jakeybrand.com\/products\/get-in-were-taking-you-to-do-sober-shit-alien-humor-aa-na-al-anon-sobriety-recovery-rehab-12-step-funny-premium-ls-tshirt","provider":"Jakey Brand Sober Swag","version":"1.0","type":"link"}